MOVIE
The Moof Milkers
A Live Staged Reading of Star Wars - The Force Awakens
With a packed house, deep-cut fandom energy, and wildly committed performances, the evening turned a familiar script into something fast, chaotic, and genuinely hilarious-a fully unhinged celebration of Star Wars on stage.
Top cast
PPeter BonavitaNarrator
Craig CackowskiLieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral Gulch
Patrick CotnoirNarrator
David DastmalchianKylo Ren
Eric EdelsteinChewbaccaJJoJo GinnR2-D2
Dana GouldSupreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)
Taran KillamPoe Dameron/General Hux
Hal LublinBala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/Brance
Vic MichaelisRey/Obi-Wan Kenobi
Craig CackowskiLieutenant Mitaka/Unkar Plutt/Trooper Guard #2/Admiral Akbar/Rear Admiral GulchPatrick CotnoirNarratorDavid DastmalchianKylo RenEric EdelsteinChewbaccaJJoJo GinnR2-D2Dana GouldSupreme Leader Smoke(as Dr. Z)Taran KillamPoe Dameron/General HuxHal LublinBala-Tik/Lor San Tekka/Ello Asty/Star Destroyer Technician/Chewbacca Arms/Major Ematt/Teedo/BranceVic MichaelisRey/Obi-Wan KenobiKEEP DISCOVERING
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